She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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