office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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