i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
two words...techno handjob
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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