After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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