This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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