check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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