a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
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