I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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