her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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