i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
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