Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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