you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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