I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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