Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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