Kareoke will never be a sober sport
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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