What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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