Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
