when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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