return my video game
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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