I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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