I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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