All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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