Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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