just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
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