College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
