I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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