Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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