remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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