Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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