Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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