Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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