Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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