it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
She bit a glass in half.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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