11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
i think im in europe. pls send help
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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