No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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