that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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