im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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