Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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