These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
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