Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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