I bet he comes in French.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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