Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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