I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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