also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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