Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Randomize
