Define "chronic" masturbator.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
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