dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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