As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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