May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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