i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
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