oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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