They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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