i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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