my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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