How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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